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In the world of MSTing, nothing is safe by my hands.

...Not even Sonadows. Yes, me, the fangirl, MSTing Sonadow. First of all, I love Sonic and Shadow being together. Heck, one look at my LJ, icons, drabble, failed fanart I erased outta turning green and even songs that make me think of them aught to tell you that. Does that mean I live and breathe my entire existance around them? Heck no. Same goes with me and shipping in general. And I definately favor quality over quantity over anything else--I won't like something just because "Ooh, it's Sonadow!!1 i luv them!" I've seen plenty of ugly 3-minute-scribble "art" that made my eyes bleed, and I've seen fanart of ships I didn't care for much which were really cute and pretty, or just made my JAW drop--it was that spectacular.

And dude, fanfic can't be any better, held in a humongoid abundance of rabid, blind fangirl of doom. What am I to do other than cry out "Stop being on my side, you make my side look stupid!"? MSTing, of course. Muwahahahaha. Just to poke fun at the horrendousness and in the end say, "Hello kids. I'm a Sonadow fan. Hand me Shadow's gun, please. ;D"

And so, Philleh and I MST away for the night. We're so horrible and evil. :3



Here's your breathing mask. ^-^ Let's begin.

This takes part just a little before Affection began, well, somewhere, who knows. Anyway here's my forth songfic Iris. Lyrics by the Goo Goo Dolls.

*playing "It's a B-Movie Show"* John Rzeznik, gay hedgehogs are being written to your work. Enjoy. XD *to Phil* You go first. XD

It was like any other day, Sonic at rest on his bed. It had been months now that he admitted to Shadow that he loved him.

It had also been months since he talked to Shadow, the poor bastard.

Sonic: Hey Shadow! I ove-lay oo-yay.
Shadow: What?
Sonic: You got what I said, right?
Shadow: No.
Sonic: Ohhhh... you don't know Pig Latin.
Shadow: ...What's Pig Latin?
Sonic: Crud.


Since then they had been in deep love.

DEEP TROUBLE

Shadow: *after passionate... stuff* Sonic? Where are our gloves and shoes?
Sonic: Uhh... oh, CRUD... I
swore we had them in the tent...
Rouge: *chuckling while carrying them off from a tree* I love camping and hiking with you guys, but next time... keep it quiet.


Though for Sonic's lover he always worried so much, sense when his love was a secret that nobody was to know.

Amy on the other hand, picked into Sonic's diary and TOLD EVERYONE!

Amy: And look! It's revealed that Sonic likes Britney Spears and plans on getting his naval pierced!
Sonic: Waaah!? Tha--That's a JOKE ENTRY


And I'd give up forever to touch you
Cuz I know that you feel me somehow


Sonic: Ow..I still have that pain when Shadow punched me in the face =(

You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And I don't want to go home right now


Sonic: I thought I was going to Heaven. Then Shadow and I met and I turned atheist.
Rouge: You were religious? oO;;
Sonic: Uh... wait a minute... I remember now. I was always an atheist.
Rouge: No wonder you're never going to Heaven.
Sonic: Hell's cooler. Shadow's going. :3
Rouge: That's 'cause Shadow's-- wait a minute, if you were an atheist, you wouldn't believe in hell!
Sonic: ...Whoa, come to think of it, you're right. Damn you, Shadow.
Rouge: Shadow had nothing to do with it. -_-;


And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life


Cream: Wow, Shadow's oxygen!
Rouge: Amy, get that Harlequin novel off Cream's hands.


Cuz sooner or later it's over
I just don't want to miss you tonight


*singing... or was* Toniiiiiiight, toniiiiiight, I'm gonna meetcha sizzle, tonight, yo! Cuz yeah, yeah, itchyitchy burn, burn...

Sonic's alarm clock ran in a crazy motion but he awoke and slammed the clock with a formed fist

Alarm Clock: *sweatdrops*
Sonic: And here's something else. :333 Mr. Chain Saw, meet Mr. Alarm Clock. Mr. Alarm Clock, say hello to Mr. Chain Saw. Chain Saw, I'd like you to meet Mr. Nuts, Bolts, and Glass. Mr. Nuts, Bolts, and Glass, I'd like you to meet Mr. Trash Can.
Appliances: Hello!


Sonic pulled his hand up to his mouth to remove the saliva from his mouth after sleeping for countless hours.

Rouge: The Chili-Dog Dream again?
Sonic: *nodnod*
Rouge: Yeah right. You dreamed something. Amy, test him. See if he's lying. :33
Amy: Okay! After all, I'm a tarot card reader! *raises hammer*
Sonic: Okay, okay! Leave me alone! I'll tell!
Rouge: *sly grin* So what is it. Shadow hentai?
Sonic: ...Not really.
Amy: *raises hammer* Hm?
Rouge: Damn. Then what did you dream?
Sonic: Something along the lines of "Hoshi no Shadow"... it was weird.
Rouge: ...That's enough Sonic. You can leave now. You don't have to tell us anymore.
Amy: *frozen and standing there with hammer spazzed out* oO;;;;;; *slight nosebleed*
Rouge: Really.
Sonic: Thanks.

(Shoujo*Shadow... he'd look like a CLAMP bishounen. The stern look on their faces is perfect for him)


He removed his covers and got up, he and his parents were going to go to the mall today.

Mom: Soniccy dear...we're gunna buy you some undies ^^?
Sonic: AWWWWW MOOOOM


Sonic went into his own bathroom and started to get ready.

*cue shower sprinkles and Sonic whistling the Mario theme. He comes out with the peach parts beet-red, aka SMRPG*
Shadow: ...You look sunburned.
Sonic: STFU. *continues wrapping towel around himself*


"Good morning." Sonic said to his parents in a happy and peppy voice.

Sonic: You didn't read the newspaper, did you?
Dad: Yes...
Sonic: Really? oO;;
Dad: Amy's Barnes N' Noble sale.
Sonic: Oh...
Dad: ...You wanted to say something?
Sonic: No.


So are you ready to go to the mall?" His mother asked. Sonic nodded. "Well then let's get going."

Sonic: Amy wrote a book... I'm traumatized for life.
Dad: We should buy that book.
Fox and Falco's Love, by Amy Rose. What a nice ring to it...

"I guess." Sonic said trying to sound happy.

Dad: Oh Son, stop faking...you're going. >=(
Sonic: *whine* But that's where I saw Rouge picking clothes for Knux over at Hot Topic!


I just don't know how I'm going to be in front of people now since me and Shadow are in love. It's just so hard and confusing.Sonic thought as a frown formed on his face.

Sonic: We're going to J.C. Penny.
Shadow: Hot Topic.
Sonic: J.C. Penny!
Shadow: Hot Topic.
Sonic: Jay. See. PEHN--EEE.
Shadow: Hot Topic.
Sonic: DAMMIT SHADOW! *half the mall is staring at him* *SIGH*
Shadow: I win.
Sonic: fgjwjykjnyrknjuk


When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am


Sonic: I AM......BATMAN!

And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies


Person from Family Guy: *pointing to Shadow* That guy's a phony! A big fat phony!
Shadow: ...He might be right. ;-; Maria...
Sonic: *smacks forehead* Here we go again...
Rouge: Hey, don't look at me...


Soon Sonic and his parents arrived at the mall. They parked and walked into the front doors.

Sonic: HiAmyByeAmy
Amy: Sonic! Did you see my new book? I'm giving out autographed copies, complete with my other novel
Falco and Leon's Night Out or: The Cellphone with free plaid underpants!
Dad: We're buying!
Mom: And our son needs undies anyway!
Sonic: Mooooooom! *curls up in shame*


Sonic would love to shop at the video game store and the store that sold all the rock band shirts plus the movie store with all the dvds and VHS of cartoons, anime and live action you could possibly think of. They were now at different stores and all split up.

Sonic: Yes! They've got what I've been waiting for this entire time!
Rouge: "Shadow the Hedgehog"?
Sonic: Nope! My very own T-Shirt of Fender as Britney Spears!
Rouge: *smacks forehead*


Sonic's parents went to a cloths outfitters and he zoomed off to the Dark Topic place with all the rock band shirts and rock CDs in the whole store.

Knuckles: Ha! I see Hot Topic has a superficial competitor now.
Rouge: You're saying you like the clothes I got you?
Knux: *face turns as red as he is* Uhh...


Sonic looked in the Dark Topic for rock CDs. He went to the right department and looked for his favorite rock band.

Sonic: This is stupid. They call this place "Dark Topic", and they don't have a scrap of an Orgy CD here. :-(
Shadow: *hiding them by placing a couple "Hillary Duff" CDs in front of 'em*


He was starting to become a little mad since they didn't have it until while he was looking over he bumped into somebody on the side.

Sonic: ...Mario!
Mario: Mama mia!
Sonic: And President Bush!
Bush: Say... does they have Mr. Marilyn Manson here?
Sonic: O-O *points to one direction*
Bush: Thanks. *moves on* It's good to be king~!


"Oh, sorry about tha-" He turned to his side and looked to see somebody special standing there. "Shadow!" He loudly whispered.

Shadow: SHHHH...I'm in disguise.

"Yup. And here's that CD you were looking for." Shadow smiled and handed him the CD.

Sonic: *stares* ...This is Lindsey Lohan.
Shadow: It's better for your health,
DUFF Fan.
Sonic: gjbjyelwyje Wait... are you saying...?
Shadow: *hiding Sonic's true wanted CD, "Zoolander", behind him* Oh, I'm sure even a hedgehog like you could figure out...


"Where did you find that freakin' CD? I was looking all over for it! Thank you Shadow!"

Shadow: Are you sure you're just too lazy to order it offline?
Sonic: >=( SHUTUP...
Shadow: Just sayin'...jeeze. ...What's wrong? Real life too slow for you?
Sonic: gheubjythwnkyhnw


Sonic cried with joy and he whispered into his ear- "I wish I could hug you now."

He nodded back saying "Me too."


Shadow: They'll think we're obsessive "Halo" fanatics and that we're putting on some kind of cosplay RP.

The both of them walked up to the Dark Topic counter and put the CD up. The clerk picked it up and charged it, the total coming to twelve dollars.

Clerk: So...you gotta just....buy this?
Sonic: Yes...
Clerk: ....heh...kay.


"Here, let me take care of that." Shadow insisted pulling out a twenty dollar bill and handing it to the clerk while Sonic didn't even have his money halfway out. The clerk gave him back the change.

Shadow: Hand your NIN collection.
Clerk: It costs more than 20, dummy.
Shadow: *points gun to head*
Clerk: ...Sonic has to pay, too.
Sonic: gsjkyhjwkjyhjknh
Shadow: *smirk* Huh. I like this thing. :-)


"Thank you Shadow. You do so much for me." Sonic said thanking him

Shadow: >=( All I did was hand you a CD...you moron.
Sonic: I WUB YOU *HUG*
Shadow: *sigh*..I spoil you.


"Aw it's no big deal." He smiled. They both walked out of the store with big smiles on there faces.

Shadow: ...We play my CD first. I even have the Super Mario remix of "Closer".
Sonic: Forget it, Shadow.


Shadow then saw his Mom calling him, and Shadow looked depressed.

Shadow: =( She's not my real mom..just someone who adopted me...Maria is my real mom you know.

"Aw, it looks like I got to go. I'll see you later then." He went up to Sonic's ear and whispered. "I love you, you'd better make up for that hug." He chuckled with a smile and ran off to his Mom.

Sonic: *shaking in a weird standing position*
Rouge: *passes by him with Knux and shopping bags and whispers in his ear* Let's go camping~!
Sonic: Shut up. >.<
Knux: Somehow, I don't think I want to know what you guys are talking about.


And I don't want the world to see me
Cuz I don't think that they'd understand


Sonic: this math problem is hard =(

When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am


*singing* 'Cause I'm brooooooooken, when I'm ohhhhhhhpen~!

He saw his own parents calling him from the mall doors and began to walk to them, they were about to leave.

Dad: Man Amy, that's incredible... what a deep book!
Amy: I know! :33 Think it'll hit theaters this year? Hopefully Johnny Depp'll star! And Orlando Bloom! *gasp* It'llbethebestfilmever


Still, its so hard to act normal around Shadow, I want to hug him so badly but then I'll upsent a crowd, what if my parents find out.

Sonic: If I hug Shadow, my arms get spiked. :-(
Shadow: Idiot.


It's just so hard, I just wish we can spend more alone time together.Sonic thought in his mind.

Sonic: And then, when things are really kicking ass, Amy, Knux, or Rouge open the door. Godammit, why do I keep forgetting to lock the door...? *lightbulb flashes over head* *slaps forehead* WRONG KEYS
Shadow: You suck in bed. *leaves in a huffy fit*
Sonic: Crudcrudcrud...


I love him so much and I won't ever do anything to stop our love.

Sonic: Shadow! If you don't hand me back my copy of "The Brave Little Toaster", I swear I am burninating your copy of "The Sixth Sense" in the fire!

I'm just not ready for the world to see us yet.

Sonic: OH SHIT..FANFICTION.net? and these people know our secret? ;-;

The End

Random Review: AW! Thats so cute

Amy: My novels couldn't be any cuter!
Rouge: ...I personally thought Leon's underwear was cutest...




Yay, I've been sent "Brave Little Toaster" Mp3s today. :33 Gosh darnit, I loved that movie so much... and the song playing now has to be my favorite. ;)

And I'm obviously staying up longer than I should. Crud.

Date: 2005-03-13 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarajayechan.livejournal.com
And I'd give up forever to touch you
Cuz I know that you feel me somehow

Sonic: Ow..I still have that pain when Shadow punched me in the face =(


XDDDDD

Date: 2005-03-13 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fukachi-itansha.livejournal.com
"Sonic: I thought I was going to Heaven. Then Shadow and I met and I turned atheist.
Rouge: You were religious? oO;;
Sonic: Uh... wait a minute... I remember now. I was always an atheist.
Rouge: No wonder you're never going to Heaven.
Sonic: Hell's cooler. Shadow's going. :3
Rouge: That's 'cause Shadow's-- wait a minute, if you were an atheist, you wouldn't believe in hell!
Sonic: ...Whoa, come to think of it, you're right. Damn you, Shadow.
Rouge: Shadow had nothing to do with it. -_-;"


::is very amused::

Reading MSTs (and other ways of laughing at stupid people) are a good way to try to be happy.

Date: 2005-03-13 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insanepurin.livejournal.com
Not to mention a nice way to relieve tension. And making someone laugh in return. :)

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