Groverfield vs. Omega Tiger Hanks

[here_inmyhead]

Congratulations, PokeMovie Villains! You summoned the ultimate evil in all the world, Omega Tiger Hanks! What do you have to say for yourselves?

Movie 1 - Mewtwo: Are you kidding me? I created this motherfucker.
Movie 2 - Jirarudian: Sweet. This will look good between Omega Tiger Woods and Omega Tom Hanks, whom I've already collected.
Movie 3 - Unown: You're just making shit up.
Movie 4 - Vicious: *fill in the blanks for those who seen the movie*
Movie 5 - Annie & Oakley: "FUCK YEAH!!! I OWN YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!11!1!@!" "Uhh... Oakley? This isn't fun anymore. D:"
Movie 6 - Butler: *blank with horror* Shit.
Movie 7 - Rayquaza: WHO THE FUCK CARES? DEOXYS FUCKED UP MY OZONE AND I HATE HIM.
Movie 8 - Mew: You can't take away my friends now! ...Oog. I feel ill.
Movie 9 - Phantom: You can't stop me! The treasure is mine! Mine... mine... damn, I'm internally bleeding. MACHINE MODE--Owowowowowowow--!
Movie 10 - Dialga & Palkia: *proceed beating each other and remain unaware of their surroundings*
Movie 11 - Zero: That's right, fuckers! *wreaks havoc with Omega Tiger Hanks until it turns against him* You can't do that to me! This sandbox is mine! ...Ow. Ow.

The moral of the story is: PokeVillains, learn when to let go and give up and stop stretching the movie for another gratuitous 20 minutes. I'm looking at you, Zero, Phantom, Dialkia and Quazzie.

Comments

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

Meh. Mew shares its life force with the Tree of Beginning. By deliberately keeping Pikachu and Meowth away from Ash and Team Rocket and letting damage be done to the tree in the process, Mew is either selfish, stupid, or both.

[shidoikarji26.livejournal.com]

11 of those goddamned movies..Ugh, I lost track after, like 4. l Can I link this for lulz?

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

Yes, there's a lot of Pokemon movies. Super old news.

[simonbob.livejournal.com]

I misread that as "Omega Tiger Woods."

Actually, a movie about golfing Pokemon strikes me as a franchise-revitalizing move.

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

Omega Tiger Hanks = If Omega Tiger Woods and Omega Tom Hanks had a child.

Question: Will Tom Hanks be in it? ;D