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Can Puri write a better vampire story than Stephanie Meyer?
There was a girl named Becky Gallahager and she lived in Hell, Michigan.
Other than the stares she received when filling out college applications, her town was a regular run-of-the-mill place out of nowhere where nothing excited happened. Until the day she met Friedrich (pronounced "Freed Rick").
Friedrich Lucian Roth was a boy who might as well have stepped outside of a monochrome television set: his skin pale, his turtleneck black, his eyes shiny, and his bowlcut dark, giving him the overall appearance of a pod spawn from Village of the Damned. Nobody noticed anything unusual about Friedrich except that he always carried a parasol when it was sunny. But when Becky helps him treat a sunburn and invites him to her house, she realizes there's a reason Friedrich carries that parasol...
Friedrich comes from a family of vampires, so his skin is especially vulnerable to sunlight and easily burns, resulting in blisters. Realizing his dietary habits, Becky warns him against biting her Bischon, Amanda. When Amanda falls ill and not by fault of any of the Roths, it is discovered by the vet that another clan of vampires has settled in Hell. In a race to save her dog from becoming a vampire, Becky is met with other friends along the way, including a black vampire named Diego and a pink-wearing zombie named Avril. Amanda recovers and follows the gang for her safety, but Becky is torn in a war between the traditional vampires and the Vegan Vampires: should vampires still be allowed to drink the blood of humans as well as eating poultry and fish and other meat, or must they abstain themselves for the good of human/vampire societies?
The result? Why Twilight and PETA shouldn't mix.
There was a girl named Becky Gallahager and she lived in Hell, Michigan.
Other than the stares she received when filling out college applications, her town was a regular run-of-the-mill place out of nowhere where nothing excited happened. Until the day she met Friedrich (pronounced "Freed Rick").
Friedrich Lucian Roth was a boy who might as well have stepped outside of a monochrome television set: his skin pale, his turtleneck black, his eyes shiny, and his bowlcut dark, giving him the overall appearance of a pod spawn from Village of the Damned. Nobody noticed anything unusual about Friedrich except that he always carried a parasol when it was sunny. But when Becky helps him treat a sunburn and invites him to her house, she realizes there's a reason Friedrich carries that parasol...
Friedrich comes from a family of vampires, so his skin is especially vulnerable to sunlight and easily burns, resulting in blisters. Realizing his dietary habits, Becky warns him against biting her Bischon, Amanda. When Amanda falls ill and not by fault of any of the Roths, it is discovered by the vet that another clan of vampires has settled in Hell. In a race to save her dog from becoming a vampire, Becky is met with other friends along the way, including a black vampire named Diego and a pink-wearing zombie named Avril. Amanda recovers and follows the gang for her safety, but Becky is torn in a war between the traditional vampires and the Vegan Vampires: should vampires still be allowed to drink the blood of humans as well as eating poultry and fish and other meat, or must they abstain themselves for the good of human/vampire societies?
The result? Why Twilight and PETA shouldn't mix.
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