Even the sun's got a price tag on it

[here_inmyhead]

Puri's finally found what may be the only SMRPG doujinshi in existence.

The bad news? It's about Peach being raped by Booster. (Oh yeah, and she comes to enjoy it, so it's perfectly okay! *cough*) Mario, Mallow and Geno are turned into muscular thugs and guess what? Mario decides to randomly rape Toad's girlfriend while the poor helpless guy is held back and forced to watch.

Just thank god I was RPing innocent Geno/Mallow with Jean at the time.

Paula pedophiles need to die in a special kind of hell. Is it bad enough I've gotten paranoid to the point where I'm wary of men who store a kajillion Paula favorites on DA?

Sometimes I wonder if I'm turning sexist. Then I'm reminded it's the lecherous rapists I hate, so nevermind.

Comments

[runawayblue.livejournal.com]

Reason I don't trust doujinshis #521. Ugh!

I'm only saying this because I actually recognize where your icon came from.

[zerenitia.livejournal.com]

HELLO, LACEY'S PENIS????? LAWLZ.

SPAMMER

[runawayblue.livejournal.com]

"You cannot be serious."

"I seriously didn't see one"

♥♥ Hehe.

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

I usually associate doujinshi with good ol' fashioned yaoi fun. WRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIY COULDN'T I HAVE THAT INSTEAD *sob*

[gakurans.livejournal.com]

...I hate not being able to find good doujin. And when you do it's stuff like that.

It doesn't help that I have to rely on others posting stuff aside from just buying 'em myself. I want that Giegue and Pokey one off ebay...but jesus it's expensive

Paula pedoes creep me out. Plain and simple.

[gravity-xx.livejournal.com]

No way that one is mine D:

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

That's what I get for having obscure fandoms. *sniff*

SOMEONE SEND ME MOTHER AND/OR MOTHER 2 DOUJIN FOR MY BIRTHDAY GOD THEY LOOK SO CUTE NOMNOMNOMNOM

Dear god, those guys need their own special form of torture. Like getting their throats slit and having their innards cooked for meat pies. Meanwhile, I'll doodle Poo/Paula pr0n in the corner and laugh.

[sullmaster.livejournal.com]

Reason enough that I'll never buy those things. When it involves rape that's no good

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

Which is a shame because most doujinshi is cute. Just not when your fandom's so small it only includes the hentai folk. *whimper* :(

[zerenitia.livejournal.com]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww D: My innocent mind has been scarred. Mario wouldn't do that T____T And I don't think Booster is in a mature mental state to even understand what he's doing/what rape is...or sex in general. I mean, the guy doesn't even know that she's crying >__>

Mmm... tastes salty!

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

Booster's too silly and wtf to do anything dangerous to Peach. He's likely to slobber over her while trying to kiss her, but that's the worst he'd do. XD

[sarajayechan.livejournal.com]

UKLISJFLKJFHDLKD NO SMRPG ;_;

[gravity-xx.livejournal.com]

D: If that's really the only one than kldjsadkas that sucks D<

But but... I love Paula D: She's like my favorite character, but I still wouldn't rape her. D:

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

THERE'S GOT TO BE OTHERS OUT THERE. DAMMIT

I do too man. I do too. These guys make us (aka we who love Paula for MORE than just her body and want to see respectable smut of her dammit) look bad and should rot somewhere. Same with the Ana pedophiles. Yuck. XP

You don't want to look at the watersports over at Rule 34. Ew. D:

[gravity-xx.livejournal.com]

YOU COULD ALWAYS MAKE YOUR OWN *has attempted to make own doujin several times and failed*

I couldn't agree more. You like stole the words out of my mouth. I feel that way about anyone that does that to any female, regardless of being fictional or not. D: It's just yucky.

I avoid Rule 34 as much as possible >>

[oshiro-akina.livejournal.com]

I unfortunately saw it due to someone I refuse to associate myself with sending it to me as a "joke". I hope that the person behind that piece of crap doujinshi rots in hell for that.

Everyone's out of character, the characters look like street thugs . . . And didn't Booster have some sort of S&M/boot-licking fetish thing? *pukes*

I just wish I could un-see it . . . >_

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

Worst. Joke. Ever. D:

YES YES SOMEONE I CAN EMPATHIZE WITH. TO SHARE PAIN OH MY GOD. I hate those street thugs and I really wished that Peach and the Toad girl at least chomped their balls and beat them to a pulp or something. @.@ (Yeah, he did. Forced Peach to lick his boots. *gag*)

I'll make it go away... lemme dig up adorable and tasteful smut or something. Or just cuteness in general. Anything to wipe away the pain. *cries*

[oshiro-akina.livejournal.com]

The entire street thug thing . . . Mario's too kindhearted and loving to become one of those. >_>;;; Mallow's just a kid, and Geno's the humble and forgiving Star Guardian . . .

Peach . . . If she was in character, she wouldn't had given into Booster's sexual desires. And judging by Booster's mental state I can't even picture him having sexual fantasies.

Dear God I can go on about how it's so out of character . . . And who the heck would want to draw porn of something as innocent as Super Mario RPG? It's like the equivalent of Care Bears or My Little Pony porn. >_>;;;

Oh please dig up something that would help me un-see that disaster . . . *curls up in a ball and dies*

[ivynajspyder.livejournal.com]

Ooh THAT one! I think I helped someone scanlate it a while back. I just remember a funny part where they're like 'AUGH THIS GAME STILL HAS NO SEARCH FUNCTION'. Rest was pretty gross but not the worst I've seen. *pats*

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

I remember being all "heh" on that part. I know, it could be so much worse, but I was disgusted all the same. *receives the pat* T-T

[jeansama.livejournal.com]

I'll make a beautiful doujin sometime ;O;