"Out I say, out...!" /George Hearn style
Apr. 18th, 2008 05:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
here_inmyheadI think I know how the Fire Emblem fandom felt when Marth/Roy fangirls started flooding their fandom with OOC badfic when Melee came out.
The Smash fanboys are clogging the Earthbound section. God help me. "lulz I never played da game butt h3rz Mother 3 fic! LUCASXKUMATORA 4EVR!!1!" Um, no. You realize Kumatora's old enough to be Lucas's mom, right? Do you have any basis for pairing them together other than they're the main guy and girl? Besides, wouldn't it be urm... Oedipal? Except I doubt that's what the so-called "fans" had in mind.
Edit: Okay, my mistake. Kumatora's age isn't really stated. I've got nothing against age differences. What got Puri was from her knowledge of Mother 3, Duster and Kumatora were like a "second family" to Lucas while Flint wasn't there. So Puri viewed Lucas and Kumatora being close friends. And if Kumatora was like a "mother figure" to him, wouldn't it be like falling for your own mother? That's what Puri meant. Forgive me, I'm feeling light-headed especially when typing in the heat without food. @.@;;;
Thank god there's a couple people leaving huge intense constructive criticism.
I wish whoever keeps posting these "_________ PAIRING MADNESS!" 'fics' would just. Fucking. Stop. It's like those disgusting Ask Fics before they were banned, only know the reviewers sent pairings instead of questions. THOSE FICS PISS ME OFF. If you're braver than I am (I only glanced at the Ness/Pokey chapter), this is the source of my rage. Pairings mutilated and their carcass left to rot: Ness/Paula, Jeff/Tony *SCREECHSTAB*), Lucas/Kumatora, Pokey/Giygas, Flint/Hinawa (*SCREECHSTABAGAIN*), Ness/Pokey, and Jeff/Paula.
I swear to hell it's a good thing people get cooties from Mother 1. This guy nudges Poo/Paula, I'm gonna have to whip out a chainsaw.
Yes, this is the same dude that brought you Ness bearing a jealous grudge against Macho*Lucas posts back.
Here's a taste of how bad his writing is; Puri picks a pairing she's used to seeing badfic for.
Puri bolds her faaaaaaaaaaaaavorite lines:
It was the semi-final battle in the tournament: Sonic vs. Peach! Both fighters were still astonishingly alive, even though they both had 500 damage! Suddenly, an assist trophy item fell from the sky. With his super speed, Sonic was able to rush over and activate it right before Peach. When the dust cleared, the assist trophy turned out to be...
...Shadow the Hedgehog A.K.A. Emo Hog.
Sonic was quite surprised, to say the least. "S-SHADOW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? SHOULDN'T YOU BE FINDING THE COMPUTER ROOM?!" the bule hedgehog asked spitefully. Shadow punched his "adversary" in the jaw and snapped, "Shut up! At least I'm in the game, stupid!"
That was when he turned around and came face to face with Peach. They both thought only one thing:
'Maria.' Shadow thought, staring at Peach's golden hair.
'Chest hair.' Peach thought, staring at the tuft of white fur on Shadow's chest.
Suddenly, a song by Muse began playing in the background, and Sonic knew he was beat...
So, he just quickly KOed Peach and pulled Shadow into a powerful and passionate embrace, kissing him powerfully. Bowser and Ness took pictures and sold them on the internet, where a mysterious 'MH' bought all of them for his special porn folder...
A/N: Yes, I know this is the Peach X Shadow chapter up until the end. That's the point...
Oh yawn, the Maria cliche. Also? INTERNET MEMES EQUATE INSTANT HUMOR. Comedy is difficult as hell to write and stupid "humor" with people yelling insults at each other is not funny. IT TAKES THOUGHT. EVER HEARD OF THAT? I think the fact that he copied off his own work says a lot about his laziness and apathy for his writing.
From his profile: I'll also work more on keeping my fics more "in character", because I really don't want people to hate me! But, still...how can you get two characters to form a relationship in a romance fic without tweaking their personalities a little?
BUWAHAHAHAHAHA. It's called "growth" you ninny. Probably never occurred to the guy that relationships don't always end up 100% fluffy either. (Fluffy Mephiles/Anyone? Ah ha ha, that's like saying salt on the wound doesn't hurt)
HERE'S ANOTHER GEM:
Sonic couldn’t tell Amy that he hated DDR! “Oh, nothing! Come on, Amy, let’s go see a movie together! How about ‘Saving Private Ryan’?” A/N: I’ve never seen ‘Saving Private Ryan’, or do I plan to in the future, just so you know…
Soldiers lying in agony with their entrails scooped out at a blood-soaked beach of WWII... the Ultimate Date Movie! ♥
In short: WRITING PAIRINGS, NO MATTER HOW POPULAR OR BIZARRE, WILL NOT SERVE AS A GET-OUT-OF-JAIL-FREE CARD FOR GOOD WRITING.
I have more respect for a person who can get two people to hate each other to get involved convincingly than a 13-year-old cheapifying my OTP with mindless OOC crap.
The Smash fanboys are clogging the Earthbound section. God help me. "lulz I never played da game butt h3rz Mother 3 fic! LUCASXKUMATORA 4EVR!!1!" Um, no. You realize Kumatora's old enough to be Lucas's mom, right? Do you have any basis for pairing them together other than they're the main guy and girl? Besides, wouldn't it be urm... Oedipal? Except I doubt that's what the so-called "fans" had in mind.
Edit: Okay, my mistake. Kumatora's age isn't really stated. I've got nothing against age differences. What got Puri was from her knowledge of Mother 3, Duster and Kumatora were like a "second family" to Lucas while Flint wasn't there. So Puri viewed Lucas and Kumatora being close friends. And if Kumatora was like a "mother figure" to him, wouldn't it be like falling for your own mother? That's what Puri meant. Forgive me, I'm feeling light-headed especially when typing in the heat without food. @.@;;;
Thank god there's a couple people leaving huge intense constructive criticism.
I wish whoever keeps posting these "_________ PAIRING MADNESS!" 'fics' would just. Fucking. Stop. It's like those disgusting Ask Fics before they were banned, only know the reviewers sent pairings instead of questions. THOSE FICS PISS ME OFF. If you're braver than I am (I only glanced at the Ness/Pokey chapter), this is the source of my rage. Pairings mutilated and their carcass left to rot: Ness/Paula, Jeff/Tony *SCREECHSTAB*), Lucas/Kumatora, Pokey/Giygas, Flint/Hinawa (*SCREECHSTABAGAIN*), Ness/Pokey, and Jeff/Paula.
I swear to hell it's a good thing people get cooties from Mother 1. This guy nudges Poo/Paula, I'm gonna have to whip out a chainsaw.
Yes, this is the same dude that brought you Ness bearing a jealous grudge against Macho*Lucas posts back.
Here's a taste of how bad his writing is; Puri picks a pairing she's used to seeing badfic for.
Puri bolds her faaaaaaaaaaaaavorite lines:
It was the semi-final battle in the tournament: Sonic vs. Peach! Both fighters were still astonishingly alive, even though they both had 500 damage! Suddenly, an assist trophy item fell from the sky. With his super speed, Sonic was able to rush over and activate it right before Peach. When the dust cleared, the assist trophy turned out to be...
...Shadow the Hedgehog A.K.A. Emo Hog.
Sonic was quite surprised, to say the least. "S-SHADOW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? SHOULDN'T YOU BE FINDING THE COMPUTER ROOM?!" the bule hedgehog asked spitefully. Shadow punched his "adversary" in the jaw and snapped, "Shut up! At least I'm in the game, stupid!"
That was when he turned around and came face to face with Peach. They both thought only one thing:
'Maria.' Shadow thought, staring at Peach's golden hair.
'Chest hair.' Peach thought, staring at the tuft of white fur on Shadow's chest.
Suddenly, a song by Muse began playing in the background, and Sonic knew he was beat...
So, he just quickly KOed Peach and pulled Shadow into a powerful and passionate embrace, kissing him powerfully. Bowser and Ness took pictures and sold them on the internet, where a mysterious 'MH' bought all of them for his special porn folder...
A/N: Yes, I know this is the Peach X Shadow chapter up until the end. That's the point...
Oh yawn, the Maria cliche. Also? INTERNET MEMES EQUATE INSTANT HUMOR. Comedy is difficult as hell to write and stupid "humor" with people yelling insults at each other is not funny. IT TAKES THOUGHT. EVER HEARD OF THAT? I think the fact that he copied off his own work says a lot about his laziness and apathy for his writing.
From his profile: I'll also work more on keeping my fics more "in character", because I really don't want people to hate me! But, still...how can you get two characters to form a relationship in a romance fic without tweaking their personalities a little?
BUWAHAHAHAHAHA. It's called "growth" you ninny. Probably never occurred to the guy that relationships don't always end up 100% fluffy either. (Fluffy Mephiles/Anyone? Ah ha ha, that's like saying salt on the wound doesn't hurt)
HERE'S ANOTHER GEM:
Sonic couldn’t tell Amy that he hated DDR! “Oh, nothing! Come on, Amy, let’s go see a movie together! How about ‘Saving Private Ryan’?” A/N: I’ve never seen ‘Saving Private Ryan’, or do I plan to in the future, just so you know…
Soldiers lying in agony with their entrails scooped out at a blood-soaked beach of WWII... the Ultimate Date Movie! ♥
In short: WRITING PAIRINGS, NO MATTER HOW POPULAR OR BIZARRE, WILL NOT SERVE AS A GET-OUT-OF-JAIL-FREE CARD FOR GOOD WRITING.
I have more respect for a person who can get two people to hate each other to get involved convincingly than a 13-year-old cheapifying my OTP with mindless OOC crap.
