Ah, Manipulated Love. My brother, my killer.

[here_inmyhead]

Ah, classic badfic I keep rereading just to make my jaw drop. I suppose that's what I get for reading L. Ron Hubbard's Admissions, aka LRH making a list of statements how perfect he is. Full of egomaniac sexist bullshit that's amusing and disgusting at the same time. Here, get your tomatoes and daggers ready:



"It doesn't give me displeasure to hear of a virgin being raped. The lot of women is to be fornicated."

"Your own pleasure is not dependent on the woman's. You are interested only in your own sexual
pleasure. If she gets any that is all right but not vital. Many women are not capable of pleasure in
sex and anything adverse they say or do has no effect whatever upon your pleasure. Their bodies
thrill you. If they repel you, it merely means they themselves are too frigid or prudish to be
bothered with. They are unimportant in bed except as they thrill you. Your sexual power is magnificent
and they know it. If they are afraid of it, that is their loss. You are not affected by it."

Remember kids, there's no such thing as women who like sex. It's all mythology, I tell you! Gods, this sort of ignorance is why so many kids are walking around with STDs nowadays.

Here, lemme share badfic pain:



Dear: Sonic

Don'y worry, we didn't abandone you ^_^. Amy is out shopping, Rouge wanted to go for a fly by herself (she's sad lately, have you noticed?) and me and Knuckles are out on a date. The door is unlocked so... I hope you're not a burgerler ^^; .

Luvz, Tails

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After the giddy little fox returned from the Yugioh movie (and after Sonic had gotten him to stop babbling about subtext between some people named Yugi and Yami with Knuckles) Sonic had told him about the time he spent with Shadow, and asked if it was a date.

Am brainded, amused, shocked and angry. Could be Astronomy woes following me though.

Comments

[blitzente.livejournal.com]

L. Ron Hubbard really makes me gag with every new fact I learn about him. :x

[oldsneakers.livejournal.com]

word. :(

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

L. Ron Hubbard makes Shaymin curl up and hiss. You don't want to make Shaymin do that. D:

[gravity-xx.livejournal.com]

I didn't even know about this guy D: So basically he wants all guys to be disrespectful and all girls to be sluts? Because that's pretty much what I got out of that D: I hope that man never has kids.

As for the badfic? I couldn't even tell what was going on. It seemed like they were trying to write SonicxTails and then it became SonicxShadow? I'm not sure xD;;

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

He's the founder of Scientology, a cult disguising itself as a religion to take your money. :o

The fic was Sonadow, KnuxTails, and Roumy. Done poorly of course. D:

[gravity-xx.livejournal.com]

Well, being the founder of a cult already says a lot about your character D:

And if I couldn't even tell the pairing, then it's really poorly done xD;;

[the-terrible.livejournal.com]

L. Ron Hubbard is gutter trash. Anyone who takes that man's ideas seriously needs to be shot.

[annuskastya.livejournal.com]

Nothing like LRH or badfic to make one speechless, eh?

[oshiro-akina.livejournal.com]

*reads the LRH trash and cringes* I . . . have nothing to say because the other comments perfectly sum it up for me.

As for the bad Sonadow fic, I couldn't even tell the pairings until you said something in a previous comment. It also sounds like it could be Sonic x Tails in a vague sense. @___@ Or maybe I'm just over-analyzing again . . .