I'm glad I never played Starfox Command.

[here_inmyhead]

Seriously. W. T. F.

In all truthfulness, in some way I don't blame her for being mad at Fox for dumping her (although it raises the question: if he felt it 'wasn't safe' for her to be on the team, why did he even let her on in the first place?) because he seemed to leave his brain at the door in the game as well...

... But she came off as a HUGE douche in about 8/10ths of the story paths. I seriously wanted to throttle her when she said something about Andross being 'misunderstood and a good guy'. Did she honestly mean that or was she trying to intentionally piss Fox off?



In still another ending, Fox disbands Star Fox again to pursue Krystal on Sauria where they marry and have a son named Marcus.

...Marcus. Uh huh. Yeah, let Raoul D'Chagny and Christine Daae have a kid named Bob.

In another, she leads Star Wolf to victory after discovering one of Andross’s devices, but is later viewed as a traitor to Star Fox. She can’t stand the criticism and goes to another galaxy to become a bounty hunter named Kursed.

Oh BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

"Kursed" is also the stupidest emoest name in the world. It sounds like a lame wannabe grunge/metal band wanting to be graphic and hardcore when it's not.



Seriously. An FF.netter could spit better shit than that.

I never cared for Krystal. But I missed her when she was a mysterious shaman rather than some bitchy shallow shell for fanboys to fap over. I'm glad my favorite character is getting his dignity back. But I'd rather not discuss THAT fandom at the moment...

I don't drink vodka, but if I did, this is where I'd sip cynically.

Slip me Earthbound pr0n. Preferably yaoi.

Comments

[momogirl12345.livejournal.com]

I love krystal, and for that reason, the command storylines DO NOT EXIST TO ME. :| we dont...we dont talk about command. orz. how she was in adventures is how shell always be to me T_T;

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

I'll be like that too. XDDD LALALA COMMAND DOES NOT EXIST~~~~ ♥

[momogirl12345.livejournal.com]

I think the star fox maker people dont even wanna aknowledge the story anymore XD

[psychicninja.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU YES. ;0;
Krystal absolutely won my heart in Adventures. She was sweet and softspoken but also fiesty and just...
...and then COMMAND. ERG. Why? D:

Damned newer games. Makes me sad.

[momogirl12345.livejournal.com]

lets just hope the starfox people hate it as much as we do XD and NEVER TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN.

[psychicninja.livejournal.com]

Yes! We can hope~! :D

AGREED. :x *zips lips~*

[runawayblue.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, we've all blocked Starfox Command from our memory, story-wise.

It was funt o play, though. But that's besides the point!

[zerenitia.livejournal.com]

I've always liked Krystal ;_; My sisters hated her, but I always thought she was cool and stuff~

...I never knew any of this about Command, though. I haven't gotten very far in it but...oh geez...the possibility for all of those endings just...scares me T__T

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

I don't hate Krystal. I just don't think of her much. XDDD!

But yeah. I'm staying FAR FAR AWAY from Command. That's crappy 5-year-old writing right there. ...Wait a minute. 5-year-olds can write really cool stuff. This is just fucking awful. DDD:

[(Anonymous)]

HappyAggro again. There appears to be a pattern here.

Ick...Star Fox Adventures and Command looked fun, and I really wanted to play both, but Command's storyline? This appears to have raped Krystal's character more than they say Sonic Heroes raped Shadow's character. (Hey, amnesia isn't permanent, and Shadow is still awesome regardless of whether he has memories or not, but bitchy Krystal? GOES AGAINST EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING, PURI!)

And at least MY fav grunge/metal band doesn't go around trying to be something they're not. Crossfade is a much better name than Kursed anyday. (Generic, perhaps, but nobody would've taken the name Sugardaddy Superstar seriously. Yes. That was their NAME.)

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

It's... geez. Heck, in Adventures Krystal was more concerned about saving the planet and her staff than she ever was of Fox. XDDD! She has this cool demure about her, so I can't see her speaking good of Andross just to piss Fox off. :/ (No kidding about the amnesia! Hell, in SH, it was open for interpretation whether or not it was the real Shadow at all--it's not the clone's fault for not having the original Shadow's memories. XD Even then so many Sonic fans think this is Shadow's character in general which makes me want to scream my head off. @.@;;; "SHADOW SUX H3 SAYZ NUTHING BUT 'WHO AM I' AND 'MARIA' AND IZ SOOOOOOOOOOO ANGSTIE AND EMO!!1!111" Erm, YOU guys try acting like yourselves when you've lost your memory--Shads handled it better than you guys would. Also, you're talking about a hedgehog that doesn't give a fuck what others think and would gleefully cause havoc under his own hand. Come back when you look up the real definition of self-pity, okay? :P Sorry, got off on a tangent. lol at 90% of Shadow haters 'cause they despise him based on fanon than you know, his actual personality. :P)

I'd definitely accept Crossfade over the likes of Kursed! Generic it may be, at least it's catchy. :P Kursed is just... stupid. XD

[heysonic.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose that the next Star Fox game will have to disregard the canon set by SFA and set a new...course again. If they don't, there may be hell to pay!

I know! I hate it when they do that. He has his memories back and now he's a secret agent man! ...Damn, I wish they could've fleshed out the GUN Commander more. I absolutely adore the man, but more could've been done. And now he is Shadow's boss. ...Well, I can only suppose that both Shadow and the Commander joined GUN for the same reason, to make sure such a tragedy like what happened 50 years ago would never happen again. ...Still doesn't explain why they would mistake Sonic for Shadow in SA2, but maybe it was a different Commander? Hrm, this plot point disturbs me.

Not to mention that Crossfade's music sounds a lot better than Kursed's music! ...At least in my heavily biased opinion!