Five Things That Never Happened to Jeff Andonuts. #1 - The last four.

[here_inmyhead]

Guh! Stupid plot bunny, gnawing my shoe. @.@;;; Does anyone know the 5 Things fic meme? (Five Things That Never Happened to _____ and such?) I'm tempted to try one for Jeff, if only to play with his psyche a bit. :o I can only think of one plausible interesting situation that doesn't suck or sound dumb though. Fuckity. (Four Things That Never Happened to the Chosen Four? Hmm...)

Here. Toy with another meme instead. *cackle*

I've made a list of 10 characters and assigned them all numbers. Ask me questions about them ("Is 3 human?" "Who's smarter, 4 or 5?" "What would 2 and 7 do if they discovered buried treasure?") and I'll answer. Your mission is to discover which character is which. Nothing too specific like "Is 1 Batman?"  (unless you know the answer for certain) "Is 5 from Pokémon?", or "Is 2 a Sailor Senshi based on the moon?".

Happy Talk Like a Pirate and Poogle Parade~! Arrrr~!



NO IM NOT LJ-CUTTING THIS HAHAHA

Comments

[soulrockcandy.livejournal.com]

Uhhhhhhhhhh.

If 2, 5 and 9 were on a deserted island, who would be the first to resort to cannibalism?

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

Dang, neither! XDDD 2's too honorable to do such thing, 5 doesn't even eat, and 9 is most likely to pass out sick. XDDD!

[soulrockcandy.livejournal.com]

Okay, round two!

Does 1 wish they were as awesome as Batman?
Where would 2 go on vacation?
3's reaction to being served?
If 4 and 6 were trapped in an elevator, what would end up happening?
What would 7 wear to the prom or some other fancy dance-type thing?
How much wood could 8 chuck if 8 could chuck wood?
Who wears the pants- 9 or 10?

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! #1 probably does! XDDD

#2 would want to go back to the place she was born and raised. :)

#3 would not be very happy with herself. D:

#4 would be annoyed being trapped. But #6 is so bouncy and optimistic she keeps her spirits up and even tries to make friends with #4 (and somehow succeeds oO;;;) while the elevator gets fixed.

#7 would go for the traditional casual tux, and comb his hair. XD And leave his cap home.

#8 would chuck 666 chucks out of chucking wood!

#10 gets the pants! Hands down. XD

[soulrockcandy.livejournal.com]

7 MUST BE NESS. DX DX DX

And uh I dunno. 9 Jeff?

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

CORRECT NESS IS 7

And I was waiting for somebody to get Jeff. Hee hee. ^^ He's 9~

[levikitty.livejournal.com]

If 4 and 9 ran for president, who would be more likely to win?

...also, it's the Poogle Parade already? I used to have a Poogle...until I morphed her into a Draik.

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

9 by a looooooooooooooooong mile. XDDDD!

Yep! :o I immediately went and created one! And warg. Ever since I got into Neopets again, I've been saving up all my Neopoints so I can turn my Chia into a Draik too. XDDD!

[oshiro-akina.livejournal.com]

Would it be possible for #3 and #7 to fall in love?

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

'Fraid not--7 would annoy 3 to death. XDD!

[oshiro-akina.livejournal.com]

Awww . . . Okay then, another question:

How would #2 react if a flock of fangirls/fanboys glomped him/her?

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

#2 would stand still, speechless and kinda befuddled. Of course, she did have a best friend whisper in her ear that she loved her before. :o

[sarajayechan.livejournal.com]

Is 1 bigger than a breadbox?
If 2 and 5 were stuck on an island together, how would each one react?
Is 3 gay?
How many siblings does 4 have?
Would 6 ever be caught dead watching magical girl anime?
What's 7's shoe size?
Do 8 and 10 like each other?
Can 9 dance?

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

1 definitely towers the breadbox!

2 and 5 would actually get along very well. They're both calm under the situation, and they both relate to their being close to their homelands. :3

Doesn't seem likely for 3. Nope!

4 has no other siblings, thank god. XDDD!

6 lives for magical girl anime! ;D

7 has pretty tiny feet. Kid-sized, if that says anything. XD

I doubt 8 and 10 are gonna get along at all.

Awww! I'd like to see 9 try! I might end up laughing my ass off, but gosh it would be cute and dorky. XDDD!

[sarajayechan.livejournal.com]

5 is either Poo or Geno. 6 is Peach.

...7 is Amy or Cream? 9 could be Rotor or Luigi...

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

*DINGDINGDING* NUMBUH FIVE IS GENO.

*RRRR!* On Peach though. :P Good guess!

Good guesses for 7 and 9, but it's not either of them. :3

[oshiro-akina.livejournal.com]

Nuuu! I was supposed to figure out who Geno was. xDDD

But wait a second . . . Doesn't Geno at least eat the mushrooms to recover his HP? o_O?

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

Nope. 2 and 5 are from different games. :o

3 isn't exactly seeing anyone, though there's adorable as hell subtext with a certain friend. :o