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[here_inmyhead]

So! In Pokémon Diamond, THE KID WHO LIKES SHORTS RETURNS.

He's Youngster Ezekiel, and he's got a Starly and a Torchic. Beat him. He says, "Nobody is gonna stop me from wearing shorts! Ever!"

WE LOVE YOU EZEKIEL!

And stealing from sarajayechan, I'm going to give Pokémon shipping names to different ships in Earthbound. Muwahahahaha! Disclaimer: Yes, I'll reuse names. Yes, some will share original Pokémon/Yu-Gi-Oh! shipping names and be for a completely opposite pairing. Now let's get the ball rolling!

Earthbound (PSI SHIPPING! *KERBLASTED'D!*)

Ness/Paula: Mothershipping, Prayershipping, PSIshipping
Jeff/Tony: SnowWoodshipping, Lettershipping, Sugarshipping, JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFshipping, Cookieshipping (IM SO CRUEL)
Jeff/Ness: Moonsideshipping, Polarshipping, Bickershipping, Glassesshipper, Insomniashipper, WhilePaulaWasAwayshipper
Jeff/Paula: Goldenshipper, Geniusshipper, Yellowshipper, Threedshipper
Poo/Paula: Glittershipping, Skyshipping, Cloudshipper, Zenshipping

Ness/Any of the Chosen 4: Chosenshipping, Pimpshipping
Paula/Any of the Chosen 4: Prayershipping
Jeff/Any of the Chosen 4: BottleRocketshipper (Not to be mistaken for Pokémon's Rocketshipping), Imsomniashipper
Poo/Any of the Chosen 4 or the Dalaam Girls: Dalaamshipping, Mushipping, Haremshipper

Pokey/Electra: Maidshipping, Devilshipping, Hellshipping, Greedshipping, Breakshipping, Abuseshipping
Ness/Poo: Pestershipping, Bothershipping ("Let's bother Snape Poo!" "Okay!" "Hi I am Poo." "BotherBother! Bother! :DDD")
Poo/Jeff: Knightshipper, StopGoingUnconciousOnMe!Shipper, Seriousshipping, Comradeshipping
Pokey/Ness: Bullyshipper, IHateWhoeverInventedThisShipper, Squickshipping
Bubble Monkey/Female Bubble Monkey: Bubbleshipping, Gumshipping

NOW FOR CRACK!

Venus/Paula: Primeshipping, Idolshipping (I saw art of it! It exists! :o)
Giygas/Anyone: HappyHappyJoyJoyshipping, Oblivionshipping, Voidshipping
Paula/Tracy: WTFRUDOINGWITHMYSISTERshipping, Pinkshipping
Jeff/Mr.Saturn: FIxUuPshipping *ding*

Jeff/Everyone: JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFshipping
Jeff/Tessie: Maternalshipper, Gentleshipper
Tessie/Tony: Edibleshipping, VelvetHatsAreYummyshipping

Tessie/Kraken: Titanicshipper (OH HO HO no one saw that comin'!)

Dr. Andonuts/Donuts: Riceballsshipper
Jeff/His Wrench: Privateshipping (*smacked with hard tools*)
Ness/His Bat: Whackshipper (IT'S 2 AM LEAVE ME ALONE)
Paula/Her Teddybear: Courderoyshipper

Ness/Jeff/Paula: Trinityshipping
Ness/Jeff/Paula/Poo: Chosenshipper
Maxwell/Jeff/Tony: Quarkshipping

Ness/Ness's Favorite Food: NomNomshipping, Nameshipping

I'd do SEGASonic and SatAM, but arg, it's very late. Doh! DDD: Oh well, for all worth the trouble, have a little pr0n.



Sowwy. Gaston had it first. DDD: Guess old 4chan jokes never die, hm?

Just to let you guys know I'm doing fine and that I'm better off now than I was yesterday. XDD;;; Things are still hectic, but I'll update later.

Comments

[onlytalewetell.livejournal.com]

That picture is EVERYWHERE today for some reason. O_o

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

IT MUST BE MY CHARISMA

[ivynajspyder.livejournal.com]

Heeey I remember the SomethingAwful thread that pic originated in. :D I never laughed so hard before.

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

Wow! I first saw it on someone's icon. XDD I was all WTF over it at first, but like any 4chan joke, it grows on me... XDDDD;;;

[dia-aren-marie.livejournal.com]

lolzz what the hell that pic XDDD ALKJDLKASJD

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

What Gaston needs is a Seaking.

FUCK YEAH

[soulrockcandy.livejournal.com]

OH GOD. That image is...

going to haunt me...

also, lol @ privateshipping

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

EMBRACE IT. YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE. ♥

No kidding, eh? A boy and his wrench are destined together--it won't take long for Dr. Andonuts to gossip either.

[zuki-chan.livejournal.com]

That picture is creepy...

YAY HAPPYHAPPYJOYJOYSHIPPING FOR THE WIN! :D

YAY PANTS KID!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 *Wishes she had a Nintendo DS now. Hmm, I wonder if ROMS are possible...*