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Never trust Sonic fandom. EVER.
It's not the Sonic games/comics/etc. themselves that suck. It's their bloody screeching fans. Or shall I say, "so-called fans"?
How can they stand whining about the same goddamn thing over and over and OVER again!? :enraged:
Face the friggin' music, before I stuff your head down the mouth of a tuba. Lemme list all your excuses: placed in another fandom, you'd be laughed at as the biggest idiot ever.
1. "I'VE LOST ALL MY FAITH IN SONIC!!1!11!11" Then bloody STOP PLAYING. Because obviously you're a friggin' masochist if you keep buying games you KNOW are going to hate. If you can't stand a book by an author, you don't look for other books the author's written and complain about them right? At least I HOPE you don't...
2. "Sonic Next-Gen was AN ATROCITY/DEMON/UNHOLY/SACRILEGIOUS/WITCHCRAFT/HITLER'S MEIN KAMPH TO THE SONIC SERIES!!111!11" Yeah, yeah. You said the same thing last year about ShtH. And Sonic Riders. And Sonic Heroes. Ooooh! Are we sensing a pattern here or can we not make up our minds?
3. "SO MANY CHARACTERZ NO MORE HEDGEHOGS I H8 SHADOW AND SILVER AND DA RACOON GIRL!!1!11!" Um, dude. Shadow was created in 2001, at the time of late Dreamcast. What makes him suddenly shoved up in the ranks of the raccoon girl? Oh wait, I forget. The guns. And people still assume he's exactly the same Shadow as he was in ShtH forever and ever and ever. :sarcasm: Were they plugging their ears screaming and kicking a tantrum on the floor during Shadow's ending in Next-Gen? ("If the whole world becomes my enemy, then I shall fight like I always have.")
We don't KNOW what the raccoon is like. Therefore, you have no right to assume she's a Cream clone or a ripoff of your precious Mary-Sue. Yes, Silver's a dork. But not a dork like Shadow. They're polar opposites. This... this should be obvious to you all. But I guess you'd rather stick your head in the sand huh?
4. "EWWW HEDGEHOG/HUMAN KISS!!!11111!11!" Geez. Elise dares put her mouth over Sonic's, and the fandom (especially Sonamy fans) thinks they've had rough steamy sex on screen. Yes, Elise loves Sonic. But she did it because A. It would save his life. B. Hence, it would save the world. Also? There's another word for mouth-to-mouth: it's called resuscitation. Seems more accurate, don't you think?
Remind me not to trust a WORD of what anyone aside from close friends say about Sonic anymore. For all I know, Wikipedia and the forums will be stuffed with lies and bullshit opinions that are far from the truth.
It's not the Sonic games/comics/etc. themselves that suck. It's their bloody screeching fans. Or shall I say, "so-called fans"?
How can they stand whining about the same goddamn thing over and over and OVER again!? :enraged:
Face the friggin' music, before I stuff your head down the mouth of a tuba. Lemme list all your excuses: placed in another fandom, you'd be laughed at as the biggest idiot ever.
1. "I'VE LOST ALL MY FAITH IN SONIC!!1!11!11" Then bloody STOP PLAYING. Because obviously you're a friggin' masochist if you keep buying games you KNOW are going to hate. If you can't stand a book by an author, you don't look for other books the author's written and complain about them right? At least I HOPE you don't...
2. "Sonic Next-Gen was AN ATROCITY/DEMON/UNHOLY/SACRILEGIOUS/WITCHCRAFT/HITLER'S MEIN KAMPH TO THE SONIC SERIES!!111!11" Yeah, yeah. You said the same thing last year about ShtH. And Sonic Riders. And Sonic Heroes. Ooooh! Are we sensing a pattern here or can we not make up our minds?
3. "SO MANY CHARACTERZ NO MORE HEDGEHOGS I H8 SHADOW AND SILVER AND DA RACOON GIRL!!1!11!" Um, dude. Shadow was created in 2001, at the time of late Dreamcast. What makes him suddenly shoved up in the ranks of the raccoon girl? Oh wait, I forget. The guns. And people still assume he's exactly the same Shadow as he was in ShtH forever and ever and ever. :sarcasm: Were they plugging their ears screaming and kicking a tantrum on the floor during Shadow's ending in Next-Gen? ("If the whole world becomes my enemy, then I shall fight like I always have.")
We don't KNOW what the raccoon is like. Therefore, you have no right to assume she's a Cream clone or a ripoff of your precious Mary-Sue. Yes, Silver's a dork. But not a dork like Shadow. They're polar opposites. This... this should be obvious to you all. But I guess you'd rather stick your head in the sand huh?
4. "EWWW HEDGEHOG/HUMAN KISS!!!11111!11!" Geez. Elise dares put her mouth over Sonic's, and the fandom (especially Sonamy fans) thinks they've had rough steamy sex on screen. Yes, Elise loves Sonic. But she did it because A. It would save his life. B. Hence, it would save the world. Also? There's another word for mouth-to-mouth: it's called resuscitation. Seems more accurate, don't you think?
Remind me not to trust a WORD of what anyone aside from close friends say about Sonic anymore. For all I know, Wikipedia and the forums will be stuffed with lies and bullshit opinions that are far from the truth.
