Um, EW.

[here_inmyhead]

*GULP* *GULP* "Mmmp.." *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* "Mmmpp.." *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* "Mmmpp..." *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* "Mmp..." *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP*

+

*SPLURT* *SPLURT* *SPLURT* *SPLURT* *SPLURT* *SPLURT* *SPLURT* *SPLURT*

=

DO. NOT. WANT.

Geez, I forgot how lewd the bastards at AFF.net are. @.@;;;

Edit:

The shiny goo all over his erection tasted like the sugar glaze topping a donut. At the tip, he was salty.

Dubba-you-tee-ef, man. Dubba-you-tee-ef. XDDDDD! Don't forget the "moist Heaven" between a woman's legs!

Comments

[sarajayechan.livejournal.com]

MY EYES. THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

[chromegadget.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA.

I found several gems in Sonadow fics last night, including this:

“UH! Shadow! Watch out Im coming. Uh!”

UH UH UH

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

Nothing is hotter than cavemen getting it on, yo. :P

It's stuff like this that makes me feel better about my own writing. XDDD;;;

[onlytalewetell.livejournal.com]

That would make a funny Mack/Tyzonn lemon...

[replica.livejournal.com]

that was actually in a fic? o___O dear god.

haha, I pretty much only go to aff when I'm desperate, but even then the stuff I dare to click on isn't ever that bad. wow XD;

[lvrgirl91.livejournal.com]

...-dies-

GOD that is horrible. ;o;

[zerenitia.livejournal.com]

................


There seriously MUST be a supernatural figure watching over us all...if you had posted this last night while I was on my random...idiotic...spree of...random... (http://the-jess.livejournal.com/508125.html)I HAD AN ACCOMPLICE, BTW...

I just....WOW...that was bad. And in some sick, twisted way, I'm feeling inspired to make an icon XD;

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

Giygas dialog maybe?

[zerenitia.livejournal.com]

So, because I felt like a retard I went and looked up "Giygas" and after stuffing my head with two pages worth of knowledge, I'd have to say that my answer would be...

Sure, it works :p

[flyboy-fox.livejournal.com]

Where are these men who produce "shiny goo" that tastes "like the sugar glaze topping a donut"? O.o We should get them working at Krispy Kreme.

(For the record, if a guy's... er... stuff tastes like donut glaze, I'd suggest he get checked out at the hospital.)

[nejlbana.livejournal.com]

... XDDD!


That's about as bad as a person saying the insides of a woman tastes like cinnamon! XDD