Puri's Fictional Shit List

The rare characters Puri despises so much she cannot rationally discuss them without getting pissed off:

- Ellen (The Witch's House)
- Christian Grey (Fifty Shades of Grey)
- Heathcliff (Wuthering Heights)
- Patch Cipriano (Hush, Hush)
- Gabriel Emerson (Gabriel's Inferno)
- Julia Mitchell (Gabriel's Inferno)
- Zoey Redbird (House of Night)
- Danisha Wood (Hunchback of Notre Dame suefic)
- That CotD Samurai Kid (Pokemon)

All of them Karma Houdinis and/or Author's Darlings in some shape or form. I left out Chris Thorndyke from Sonic X because I heard he gets better in the second season, and he's not nearly as psychopathic or bratty as the ones I've put on the list. Left out Edward Cullen because as whiny and genocidal as he is, his imitators are worse and he's easy to make fun of (plus R. Pattz hates him way more than I do). I considered Bella Swann, but I haven't been through enough books/movies/sporkings for her to really get under my skin (yet), and there's already tons of spitefic calling her out on her bullshit. But Christian "Hellspawn" Grey stays because A. I've read the first 50 Shades book unsporked in its entirety. B. Grey aka 50 Shades of the Midnight Sun exists and Hellspawn's bullshit is still going strong. Considered DiC!Dub!Rini in Sailor Moon, but mercifully I hadn't seen enough of Sailor Moon, dub or sub. The first dub of the Fiore movie was thankfully my only exposure to Pre-Stephanie Beard!Rini.

Not in a good mood today. Nope.

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