Congratulations is totally my Jacob and Jacob/Bella themesong. ;;

Of all the books I'm obsessed with lately, it had to be Twilight. Twilight. I mean, what the fuck? I started reading it with the full intention of mocking it and ripping it to pieces, and it's... not that bad. I mean, I liked it, the writing style is interesting. But for me to constantly think about the book and looking forward to reading the rest of the series, I'm seriously fucked. Worse, I have a crush on Jacob. I mean, Edward is still blah and can take his sparkly ass to hell, but I secretly ship Jacob/Bella. Typically I hate Bella but when she's with Jacob, she grows up, and gets a spine and personality. God it frustrates me what's gonna happen in the end, especially with the imprinting business. Clearly SMeyer is doing it to laugh at me. Gosh is she clever! I wish she wouldn't manipulate me so much. But she's SMeyer and clearly she is made of awesome (and I am not).

HELP I'M WRITING FICLET. GOD JACOB WHY ARE YOU SO HOT. Ahhh, Jacob/Bella. OTP Man. *______* Hell, even Bella's dad ships it! XD

God, this is going to make me lose so many friends. But guys, I'm a nice person, I swear! I haven't changed a bit, really! I understand why you hate the series, and I won't force you into it! ;_____; I'll um, just keep all my Twilight-related babble with a few close friends I guess. Oh what have I become? DD:

Anyway, half of Midnight Sun is out. Go figure, I had to read it, I'm a newly-formed Cullenite. (Only for Alice, Emmet and Rosalie though. Fuck Edward! XD) ( Now for my thoughts on yaoi--er, Midnight Sun. *whimper* Oh god what am I doing? D: )